leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

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Track: Unknown Social Casualty
Artist: Unknown 5 Seconds of Summer
Album: Unknown 5 Seconds of Summer (Deluxe)

falloutbong:

dont hit men!!!!

dont him women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

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