hello my name is maci and i looooove to write

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

October 21 with 259,799 notes

queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

October 21 with 25,794 notes
  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
    October 21 with 393,526 notes

danbutt:

"would you suck a dick fo-" yes

October 21 with 119,048 notes
freedsoulinatrappedbody:

electric-anthem:

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR AGES

OH SNAP
  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
    October 20 with 412,712 notes